Massive Headland Attraction Database
A strong view of Jasmine's Playhouse when it's not hidden in fog
December 5, 1982
Avg. queue length:
Nine and a third happy faces
Decorated by Jasmine herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If it's Christmas, annual passholders will point at you.
- After experiencing this train, your kids will want to go on something softer.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to send their children on alone.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate drooling, runny perfume, or familial, tongue, bowel, ankle, or ribcage complications, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Guests may get very wet on this train.
- No dancing or monkey business allowed.
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