Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Huck Finn's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its dark anniversary
Huck Finn's Playhouse
May 26, 1974
Avg. queue length:
57 minutes (or 30 minutes by pretending you're regional)
Painted by Huck Finn herself, this house is just plain weird.
- Guests riding with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a souvenier shop.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your fingers and drums away from the entangling vines at various times.
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