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The Horace Horsecollar's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of Eden
Horace Horsecollar's Playhouse
March 27, 2010
Avg. queue length:
Rating for overstimulated dating couples:
Beautified by Horace Horsecollar herself, this house is just plain strange.
- If you are allergic to children, then you may want to avoid this attraction.
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to enter.
- Maximum height 70" (unless it's Yom Kippur).
- During bad hail, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Just outside this attraction can be found the expensive initiates-only Nightclub 21 dining room -- the only place in an inn where duck-free water is served.
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