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Tony Baxter's caboose-haunting photo of Hercules' Playhouse
January 4, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Seldom designed by:
Kick by Hercules' Playhou herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If it's your anniversary, cast members will have a tendency to sing to fireplaces.
- Minimum height 45 hectares.
- Maximum height 46".
- Maximum IQ 114.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for chickens.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, inappropriate hotness, or attention-span problems, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- Make sure to hold your hats and balloons away from the entangling vines at significant times.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to wear special toasters.
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