Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Hannah Montana's Playhouse attraction, presently considered to be the best valiant attraction at Disneyland
Hannah Montana's Playhouse
September 6, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Hannah Montana herself, this house is just plain strange.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- After waiting for this attraction, custom demands that you go on something with a different aura.
- Minimum height 40 microparsecs.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health or free from projectile-vomiting propensity or fingernail, wrist, stomach, leg, or inner ear problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this attraction right.
- Make sure to keep your head and opinions inside the vehicle at most times.
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