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Above: The Hannah Montana's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Hannah Montana's Playhouse
August 4, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Three thumbs down
Compose by Hannah Montana herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to pretend you don't speak English.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders will want to forget about this attraction for a moment after its closing.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or immature adults, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient character interaction pavilion.
- Minimum height 21".
- Expectant fathers should ride immediately after eating.
- Smell-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- Queue is significantly longer than it appears.
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