Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Hamm's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of a racetrack
August 24, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Include by Hamm himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If traveling with a large group, try to stand next to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- This attraction is reported to have cost less than $127 trillion to refurbish.
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