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The Hamm's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of a town
April 23, 2012
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Decorated by Hamm himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with your commune, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you find shining, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After experiencing this attraction, you will be physically unable to look for something calmer.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from fear of heights, inexplicable missing kidneys, or back, chin, lung, or ribcage disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- No babies or churros permitted.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled maintenance from July 7 through November 9.
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