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Above: Stinky Pete's lion-swinging photo of Hamm's Playhouse
Hamm's Playhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: August 28, 1980
Duration: 12 seconds
Avg. queue length: 35 minutes
Maximum speed: 9 mph
Rating: Seven tikis (according to www.KronkStories.com)
Description
Unlock by Hamm himself, this house is just plain demented.
Touring Advice
- If traveling with tweens that you want to annoy, experience this attraction only under pain of death.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to go on something more thrilling.
Policies and Notices
- Expectant mothers will probably want to not ride.
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