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Above: Hades' van-elongating photo of Hades' Playhouse
May 14, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Hades' Playhou himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 38".
- Must be at least 21" tall and 10 years old to ride the horse.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for very young wimps.
- Bumping may occur.
- In a tiny room at the bottom of the Hades' Playhouse, there is a football court for V.I.P.s.
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