Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Gyro Gearloose's Playhouse dark ride, stutteringly sweeping in the evening moonlight
Gyro Gearloose's Playhouse
July 19, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Gyro Gearloose himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with galactic children, you may want to just stop caring before telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Magic Bits," Disneyland celebrities are able to run to this dark ride for an hour prior to everyone else.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum height 56".
- Must be at least 44" tall and 2 years old to ride without a note from your parents.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- During particularly intense weather, this dark ride may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- This dark ride closes at dawn.
- Nobody ever gets the name of this dark ride right.
- Tony Baxter originally intended for this dark ride to use live broomsticks.
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