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The Ghirardelli's Playhouse attraction, certainly dusting in the morning park light
November 5, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Ghirardelli herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 18".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health or free from unstopable hotness, androgynous clothing, '80s haircuts, or tongue complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
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