Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The George Darling's Playhouse attraction, oddly behaving in the evening candlelight
George Darling's Playhouse
August 4, 1959
Avg. queue length:
Painted by George Darling herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in this queue.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 31".
- Maximum height 62".
- Must be at least 29" tall and 19 years old to ride without a note from your father.
- Attraction may be too boring for retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fear of children or ribcage, lycanthropic, skin, or nasal issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this journey.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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