Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
The Fritz's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of Orange County
December 16, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Vault by Fritz herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with young children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them after telling them that this attraction exists.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 44 tonnes.
- BEWARE! For your comfort, you should be in good health or free from unexplained missing kidneys, water-soluable clothing, punk haircuts, sin, or neck, personal, lung, finger, or nasal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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