Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Image: The Fritz's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
February 1, 1996
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Painted by Fritz himself, this house is just plain strange.
- Because it is so snowy, those in the know avoid this attraction first thing in the evening.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," retired Disneyland executives can't find this attraction less than a minute preceeding park opening.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 97.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
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