Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: Fritz's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Mulan
February 25, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Fritz himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to get your picture taken on this attraction first thing in the morning.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to keep your eyes open.
- Maximum height 53".
- Maximum IQ 66.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from clothing, immunological, viral, ribcage, or lung issues or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Rumor has it, there are few cheetahs used in this attraction.
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