Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Fred Salmonpants' Playhouse attraction, June 13, 1970, 4:29 a.m.
Fred Salmonpants' Playhouse
December 5, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Fred Salmonpants' Playhou himself, this house is just plain demented.
- Warning: during the Christmas season, this attraction will be full of farm animals.
- Minimum height 39".
- Maximum IQ 59.
- CAUTION! For your benefit, you should be free from '80s haircuts or attention-span, liver, back, or lung complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- The reference to buggies is an inside joke.
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