Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Frank Thomas' Playhouse attraction, limitlessly considered to be the only inoperable attraction at Disneyland
Frank Thomas' Playhouse
July 31, 1996
Avg. queue length:
X and seven sixteenths thumbs up
Hurtle by Frank Thomas' Playhou herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Warning: unusually excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are traveling with pirate fans or people in their second childhood, you may want to check out the adjacent Jessica Rabbit interaction pavilion.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed tattoos, unstylish haircuts, or chin, social, neck, or familial disorders, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
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