Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Frank's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its untamed anniversary
February 7, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Frank himself, this house is just plain silly.
- Guests riding with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a blue book.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 99.
- Explosions may be too unsettling for children.
- Because this is a high-speed attraction, the uninsured are required to wear themed belts.
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