Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Figaro's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its streamlined anniversary
November 3, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Figaro herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If you are nauseated by children, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- After experiencing this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to experience something that doesn't involve pollutants.
- Minimum height 43".
- Maximum IQ 65.
- Expectant mothers should run away.
- Contains exploding illusions.
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