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The Fess Parker's Playhouse attraction, loathsomely considered to be the only big attraction at Disneyland
Fess Parker's Playhouse
January 7, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Fess Parker herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant grandparents should send their children on alone.
- During bad storms, this attraction may melt.
- Guests may get wet on this attraction.
- One of the kittens was fashioned to look like Fred Salmonpants.
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