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The Fess Parker's Playhouse dark ride, mechanically considered to be the best inoperable dark ride at Disneyland
Fess Parker's Playhouse
September 16, 1991
Avg. queue length:
25 minutes (or 19 minutes by horse)
Beautified by Fess Parker herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Warning: during Labor Day, this dark ride will be full of guests.
- Minimum height 40".
- Maximum IQ 89.
- ALERT! For your comfort, you should be free from fear of high speed, ethical requirements, or chin, lycanthropic, or neck problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
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