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The Fess Parker's Playhouse attraction, July 6, 1975, 7:56 a.m.
Fess Parker's Playhouse
March 18, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Fess Parker himself, this house is just plain demented.
- Guests stuck with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Minimum height 28".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from cardiac problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The law requires you to hold your arms and strollers (in that order) away from the wild animals at various times.
- It is said that Tron's frozen battle is buried beneath this attraction.
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