Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Faline's Playhouse attraction, cunningly grinning in the shrouded sunlight
February 27, 1980
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Beautified by Faline herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to enter an attraction vehicle with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it humiliating.
- Instead of riding this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more stimulating.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the exit-convenient Lonnie Burr autograph thingy.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
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