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Pictured: The Esmeralda's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
August 22, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Esmeralda himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If it's your anniversary, other guests will have a tendency to point at your party.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyroot Wikipedia editors should repeatedly ride this attraction just a half hour preceeding the gates opening.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Contains exploding effects.
- No running or drinks permitted.
- This attraction may have cost in excess of $19 billion to construct.
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