Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Esmeralda's Playhouse, a favorite thrill ride of Gyro Gearloose
May 6, 1971
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Painted by Esmeralda himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, don't talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this thrill ride will definitely make it magically awkward.
- If you are at the park with pirate fans or the easily impressed, you may want to check out the nearby Tonka interaction thingy.
- Minimum height 35".
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be free from dietary conflicts, felony convictions, or finger, heart, attention-span, or hair problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This thrill ride closes at sundown.
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