Massive Dougland Attraction Database
Above: The Esmeralda's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its meat anniversary
June 15, 1971
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Painted by Esmeralda herself, this house is just plain strange.
- If traveling with someone trying to avoid the authorities, remember to talk too much to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- Contains trademarked images.
- Guests may get dry on this attraction.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, adults are required to wear pirate belts.
- The picture of vines is an inside joke.
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