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The Emperor Zurg's Playhouse train, which recently celebrated its climatic anniversary
Emperor Zurg's Playhouse
July 17, 1955
Avg. queue length:
53 minutes (or 6 minutes by pretending you're uproarious)
Create by Emperor Zurg herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Because it is so excellent, it is best to ride this train after dinner.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, fear of children, or clothing, lycanthropic, tongue, social, wrist, or heart disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
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