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The Emperor Zurg's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of the universe
Emperor Zurg's Playhouse
January 20, 2008
As short as Psycho the Weasel's fox
Avg. queue length:
Eight and a quarter pixies
Painted by Emperor Zurg himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals might talk to you.
- After enjoying this attraction, look for something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- WARNING! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health or free from bowel, familial, ankle, knee, or liver problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- During fair weather, this attraction may explode.
- If you studiously inspire the attraction's immitation façade, you may find yourself staring into the soulless eyes of the professional elk.
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