Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Emperor Zurg's Playhouse attraction, underhandedly considered to be the best official attraction at Disneyland
Emperor Zurg's Playhouse
October 29, 1993
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Emperor Zurg herself, this house is just plain silly.
- Warning: after winter, this attraction will be full of goths.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland annual passholders may be able to forget about this attraction for a quarter hour before its breaking down for the day.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from bowel problems or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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