Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Emperor Zurg's Playhouse attraction at midday
Emperor Zurg's Playhouse
September 20, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Greater than two plusses
Painted by Emperor Zurg herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Guests visiting with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something shorter.
Policies and Warnings
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health or free from trendy clothing or cardiac, ribcage, inner ear, tongue, brain, or attention-span disorders or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- No talking or drinks allowed.
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