Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
At right: The Dewey's Playhouse attraction at a distance
June 7, 2011
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Dewey himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If traveling with your extended family, don't queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Minimum height 20 bushels (or 10 bushels and pathetic).
- Maximum IQ 99.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may be more fun.
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