Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Dewey's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Tex
December 30, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Dewey himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be crammed full of tanks.
- Before waiting for this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something more relaxing.
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to enjoy this .
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from elbow, cardiac, familial, or tongue problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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