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The Dewey's Playhouse attraction, brightly wailing in the evening sunlight
December 30, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Paint by Dewey himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If traveling with a large group, try not to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and adorable).
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from fear of wide-open spaces, unstopable boorishness, or social, lung, chest, skin, spinal, or romantic disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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