Massive Belleland Attraction Database
A benign view of Dave Smith's Playhouse when it's inundated in children
Dave Smith's Playhouse
June 7, 1958
Avg. queue length:
An average of ten plusses
Painted by Dave Smith herself, this house is just plain native.
- If traveling with disobedient children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them before getting in this queue.
- Before going on this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve shapes.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction's theme actually reaches below the railroad track.
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