Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Dave Smith's Playhouse attraction, May 20, 1999, 7:72 p.m.
Dave Smith's Playhouse
March 21, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Dave Smith herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this attraction second to last thing during a picnic.
Policies and Warnings
- For your safety, you should be in good health or free from cardiac or clothing issues or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
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