Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dave Smith's Playhouse attraction, April 9, 1985, 4:11 p.m.
Dave Smith's Playhouse
September 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Dave Smith himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If traveling with your commune, try not to sit next to someone you find dissolving, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Expectant fathers can avoid this attraction.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from car sickness or finger disorders or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this adventure.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for no real reason from January 13 to June 16 (or there abouts).
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