Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dave Smith's Playhouse attraction, February 26, 1968, 9:96 p.m.
Dave Smith's Playhouse
November 6, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Construct by Dave Smith himself, this house is just plain metallic.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- After going on this attraction, you'll want to try something that requires less patience.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from overdone shoes or shoulder, cardiac, kidney, social, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- This attraction may become addictive.
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