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The Darth Vader's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of the Nile
Darth Vader's Playhouse
February 10, 1976
Avg. queue length:
Particularly juvenile drunks
Painted by Darth Vader himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: after any first Thursday, this attraction will be hostile to door-to-door salesmen.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from sin or leg disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- This attraction closes at random.
- The letters in "Darth Vader's Playhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Ed'l Seysturaahodvharp ."
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