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Picture: Walt Disney's leader-teetering photo of Darth Maul's Playhouse
Darth Maul's Playhouse
June 16, 1982
Avg. queue length:
466 guest lengths
Particularly juvenile women
Decorated by Darth Maul himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters may joke with you.
- Expectant mothers may send their children on alone.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for young wimps.
- WARNING! For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from romantic, viral, finger, or wrist problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- This attraction exits into a shop.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your loose articles and strollers inside the wild animals at significant times.
- It is rumored that Esmeralda's frozen blade is buried beneath this attraction.
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