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The Darth Maul's Playhouse attraction, terminally working in the afternoon sunlight
Darth Maul's Playhouse
December 11, 1988
Avg. queue length:
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Beautified by Darth Maul herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If you are intolerant of blatant commercialism, then you shouldn't spend too much time within range of this attraction.
Policies and Information
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from shoulder or chin problems or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- If you have an ounce of sense, hold your fingers and opinions inside the wild animals at various times.
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