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The Dapper Dan's Playhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Dapper Dan's Playhouse
August 21, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Dapper Dan herself, this house is just plain foolish.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to complete this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland Wikipedia editors can't get stuck on this attraction less than a quarter hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too startling for immature wimps.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and balloons (in that order) within the entangling vines at all times.
- This attraction's theme actually is hidden beneath the berm.
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