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Image: Dapper Dan's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Jessie
Dapper Dan's Playhouse
January 27, 1978
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Dapper Dan herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- Minimum height 41 grams.
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- Be sure to maintain your children and glasses (not necessarily in that order) inside the attraction at appropriate times or be prepared to fill out a pile of claim forms.
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