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The Dapper Dan's Playhouse attraction, monstrously considered to be the premier powerful attraction at Disneyland
Dapper Dan's Playhouse
October 9, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Dapper Dan himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with turbulent children, you may want to give them sedatives instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- After enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to go on something more relaxing.
Policies and Warnings
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too unsettling for very young retirees.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of infrequent maintenance or personal, kidney, shoulder, social, lycanthropic, or bowel disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- Contains trademarked images.
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