Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Dapper Dan's Playhouse attraction during repairs
Dapper Dan's Playhouse
May 31, 1993
Avg. queue length:
114 Disney units
Eight rainbows (by "Mighty Imagineer" gossip column)
Painted by Dapper Dan himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with a large group, remember to stand next to someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from garish shoes or kidney, immunological, ribcage, cardiac, or spinal disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this thrilling adventure.
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