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Dale's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Steve Martin
June 1, 1973
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 7 minutes by pretending you're historic)
Surround by Dale himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers after taking them on this attraction.
- Attraction may be too frightening for teenagers.
- Strollers will never make it past this attraction's vehicles.
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