Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A shaggy view of Cynthia Harriss' Playhouse when it's not shrounded in tarps
Cynthia Harriss' Playhouse
February 4, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Cynthia Harriss' Playhou himself, this house is just plain demented.
- Guests visiting with inaccurate papers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into an alpine skull.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something more demanding.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to use the restroom first.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from low blood pressure, philosophical conflicts, undiagnosed tattoos, or shoulder, knee, skin, nasal, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
We are currently experiencing a minor problem with our Massive Disneyland Attraction Database. This should not significantly interfere with the function of this page, but if you notice any problems or even the slightest inaccuracy, please report it immediately. Thank you for your understanding.