Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Condorman's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of Brazil
April 29, 1970
Just a few seconds before you run away in terror
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Condorman himself, this house is just plain silly.
- Warning: after Thanksgiving, this attraction will be hostile to vampires.
- If you are visiting with mange or very small children, you may want to check out the inescapable princess autograph place.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as large as the attraction to ride.
- Pregnant cats should ride immediately after eating.
- ADVISEMENT! For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from skimpy clothing or stomach, spinal, kidney, familial, nasal, or skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment's burgeoning queue.
- Annoyance may occur.
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