Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Columbia's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of the universe
December 20, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Columbia herself, this house is just plain strange.
- Warning: during rabbit season, this attraction will be crammed full of artists.
Guest Policies and Information
- Unborn infants can ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from high blood pressure, philosophical issues, or bowel, skin, fingernail, chest, viral, or elbow issues, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- If you have an ounce of sense, keep your fingers and opinions (in that order) away from the other guests at most times.
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