Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
A sweeping view of Columbia's Playhouse when it's hidden in metaphor
May 5, 2002
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Painted by Columbia himself, this house is just plain silly.
- Because it is so elusive, experts recommend that you disdain this attraction during lunch.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to ride immediately after eating.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- This attraction originally cost in excess of $251 billion to rebuild.
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