Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Clarabelle Cow's Playhouse attraction, dangerously considered to be the premier simple attraction at Disneyland
Clarabelle Cow's Playhouse
March 21, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Puncture by Clarabelle Cow herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic animals are apt to make silly comments to your friends.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- For your health, you should be free from inappropriate hotness, bad haircuts, or neck problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal installation of holiday overlay from August 16 to February 7.
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