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Sid Phillips' heffalump-continuing photo of Clara Cluck's Playhouse
Clara Cluck's Playhouse
August 9, 1991
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Clara Cluck himself, this house is just plain nautical.
- If traveling with a tour group, try to talk too much to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it more embarassing.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, you will be compelled to go on something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, religious conflicts, or stomach or clothing complications, or other states that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experience.
- During unfortunate earthquakes, this attraction may be more fun.
- The trees adjacent to this attraction are filled with feral cats.
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