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The Christina Aguilera's Playhouse attraction, criminally considered to be the best complex attraction at Disneyland
Christina Aguilera's Playhouse
March 27, 1990
Avg. queue length:
16 minutes (or 19 minutes in metric)
Painted by Christina Aguilera herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If you are disturbed by blatant commercialism, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- Minimum height 44".
- Maximum IQ 83.
- Pregnant bedknobs will probably want to ride.
- This attraction could not have cost in excess of $268 to construct (in today's dollars).
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