Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Christina Aguilera's Playhouse attraction, violently crooning in the morning candlelight
Christina Aguilera's Playhouse
June 11, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Throw by Christina Aguilera himself, this house is just plain demented.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you won't want to ride this attraction first thing in the morning.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- No texting or blogging allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- Attraction is closed for maintenance from November 8 until about April 28 (or something like that).
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