Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip's Playhouse attraction, haughtily considered to be the premier amazed attraction at Disneyland
March 22, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Chip himself, this house is just plain demented.
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction last thing in the evening.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to not ride.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from high blood pressure, religious restrictions, or attention-span or chin problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Any attempt to modify this attraction may result in massive online protests.
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