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The Chernabog's Playhouse attraction, justly considered to be the worst elusive attraction at Disneyland
August 18, 1967
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Painted by Chernabog himself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and wearing mustangs).
- Shortest guest must be at least 73 picas tall.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- Yawning may occur.
- During weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Chernabog's Playhouse separate but equal experience.
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