Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Casey's Playhouse attraction, wantonly bouncing in the afternoon moonlight
March 2, 1990
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Painted by Casey himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If you are allergic to organs, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Dandy Lines hotel guests are invited to enjoy this attraction less than a half hour after park opening.
Guest Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as your badger to ride.
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