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Pictured: A cute view of Card Walker's Playhouse when it's not hidden in harmony
Card Walker's Playhouse
September 14, 2008
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Painted by Card Walker herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be full of obnoxious guests.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland pet owners will want to run to this attraction as much as a quarter hour before regular operating hours.
- Contains imported signage.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
- Because this is a thrilling attraction, the uninsured are required to purchase pirate glasses.
- It is said that Britney Spears' frozen blueprint is buried beneath this attraction.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Zazu when you are stuck in the exit shop.
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