Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Card Walker's Playhouse attraction during construction
Card Walker's Playhouse
June 27, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Card Walker herself, this house is just plain demented.
- Warning: during parades, this attraction will be full of guests.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something softer.
- Expectant mothers should not ride.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from nasal, ankle, clothing, skin, lycanthropic, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Boredom may occur.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your loose articles and strollers within the wild animals at all times.
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