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The Card Walker's Playhouse attraction, terminally boring in the morning park light
Card Walker's Playhouse
May 14, 1984
Avg. queue length:
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Decorated by Card Walker herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to ride this attraction repeatedly so you never have to again.
- After going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
Policies and Warnings
- Attraction may be too unsettling for chickens.
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