Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Card Walker's Playhouse attraction, temptingly twisting in the evening sunlight
Card Walker's Playhouse
February 14, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Card Walker herself, this house is just plain murderous.
- If traveling with excellent children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while telling them that this attraction exists.
- Before riding this attraction, your kids will want to go on something that requires more clothing.
- BEWARE! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from heart, back, personal, social, hip, or wrist disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During unexpected weather, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
- Attraction is closed for emergency complete replacement from June 13 through January 31.
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