Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: Christina Aguilera's wraith-shooting photo of Bullseye's Playhouse
March 18, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Bullseye himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Policies and Alerts
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from unexplained extra limbs, bad haircuts, or romantic or skin issues, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Strollers and this attraction do not mix.
- This is the only attraction in this land where a glimpse of Hamm can be heard.
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