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The Blackbeard's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its whiskered anniversary
March 8, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Blackbeard herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to promise them ice cream before getting in this queue.
- You must be at least as large as yourself to go on.
- Explosions may be too intense for tweens.
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from intestinal complications or other states that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to know special specticles.
- The letters in "Blackbeard's Playhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Kasasopeedbarc'blhu Ly."
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