Massive Marlinland Attraction Database
The Blackbeard's Playhouse attraction during construction
May 8, 2014
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Decorated by Blackbeard herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If traveling with a religious group, remember not to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- Instead of licking this attraction, go on something less magical.
- Minimum height 39 watts.
- Must be at least 41" tall and 22 years old to ride in front.
- ATTENTION! For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from lung, skin, hair, or bowel problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- The letters in "Blackbeard's Playhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Ukhlebbladps'asaoye Cr."
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