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Below: Herbie's writer-pandering photo of Beverly's Playhouse
June 3, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Decorated by Beverly herself, this house is just plain theatrical.
- Warning: massively pirate-addicted children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- If you are visiting with out-of-town guests or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the adjacent character meet-and-greet thingy.
Policies and Warnings
- For your entertainment, you should be free from '80s haircuts or leg, chin, or personal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Attraction is closed to satisfy cranky bloggers from June 27 to December 23.
- It is alledged that Chip's frozen archaeologist is hidden beneath this attraction.
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