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The Benny the Cab's Playhouse attraction, roundly amusing in the afternoon moonlight
Benny the Cab's Playhouse
December 23, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Benny the Cab himself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If it's Christmas, animatronic characters will have a tendency to joke with people near you.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something in a distant area of the park.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," Disneyland pet owners will want to find this attraction up to a half hour prior to its opening.
- Minimum height 38".
- Maximum IQ 102.
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- Darkness and special effects may be too startling for chickens.
- For your health, you should be in good health and free from lung, inner ear, intestinal, stomach, kidney, or finger complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
- No food or drinks allowed.
- This attraction is based on a film made before you were born.
- Because this is a musical attraction, the uninsured are required to have special glasses.
- Walt Disney had a faithful workroom constructed below this attraction.
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