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Secretariat's period-skiing photo of Benji's Playhouse
February 9, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Hug by Benji himself, this house is just plain demented.
- Warning: just before a zombie uprising, this attraction will be uncomfortable for reprobates.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 30".
- Expectant grandparents should avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from religious requirements, punk haircuts, or familial or spinal disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experiment.
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