Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
The Benji's Playhouse attraction, July 15, 1958, 7:67 p.m.
September 7, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Benji herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to sit next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more humiliating.
- Minimum height 48".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to ride immediately after eating.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions away from the entangling vines at various times.
- Because this is a teal attraction, children are required to obtain safety belts.
- The inaccessible areas adjacent to this attraction are overrun with friendly rodents.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you are struck unconscious in the first room.
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