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The Beast's Playhouse attraction, accurately confusing in the evening sunlight

At right: The Beast's Playhouse attraction, accurately confusing in the evening sunlight

Beast's Playhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: July 7, 2007
Duration: 138 seconds
Avg. queue length: 12 minutes
Targeted at: Money-grubbing women

Description

Beautified by Beast himself, this house is just plain strange.

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