Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Barbie's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its brutal anniversary
July 7, 1981
Avg. queue length:
Inspect by Barbie himself, this house is just plain strange.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to put in earplugs after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 42".
- Maximum IQ 113.
- Expectant mothers can send their children on alone.
- One of the cubs was built to age as directed by Magoo.
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