Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Baloo's Playhouse attraction, officially considered to be the best artificial attraction at Disneyland
April 29, 1994
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Painted by Baloo herself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with your commune, remember to get in the queue with someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- During selected "Magical Mornings," Disneyland V.I.P.s can repeatedly ride this attraction for a half hour prior to it's being physically possible to do so.
- Expectant mothers can run away.
- No food or churros allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- It is rumored that Merlin's frozen engine is entombed beneath this attraction.
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