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Above: The Annette Funicello's Playhouse attraction, unrelentingly considered to be the premier nonsensical attraction at Disneyland
Annette Funicello's Playhouse
September 1, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Annette Funicello herself, this house is just plain demented.
- If it's your birthday, cast members will have a tendency to point at people near you.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and heavily bearded).
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
- At one location in the background, you can just see a beloved attraction.
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