Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Alice's Playhouse, a favorite train of Clara Cluck
January 4, 1966
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 22 minutes by pretending you're national)
Rating for Make a Wish Foundation beneficiaries:
Painted by Alice himself, this house is just plain savage.
- Warning: during the holidays, this train will be crammed full of former monorail pilots.
Policies and Information
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too frightening for children.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from viral, liver, chest, elbow, lung, or attention-span problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- During unfortunate weather, this train may be more fun.
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
- Because this is a thrilling train, guests are required to wear safety belts.
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