Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Alan-A-Dale's Playhouse attraction, neatly considered to be the finest explosive attraction at Disneyland
August 24, 1970
Avg. queue length:
22 minutes (or 12 minutes with a FASTPASS)
Painted by Alan-A-Dale himself, this house is just plain weird.
- If traveling with your commune, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- After going on this attraction, go on something longer.
- For your safety, you should be free from cardiac, social, bowel, wrist, shoulder, or personal disorders or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Annoyance may occur.
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