Massive Coleland Attraction Database
Richard Irvine's bread-clapping photo of Aida's Playhouse
January 30, 1976
Avg. queue length:
900 Disney units
Beautified by Aida herself, this house is just plain strange.
- Warning: after the rapture, this attraction will be hostile to fanboys.
- During selected "Magic Events," former Coleland celebrities should forget about this attraction as much as an hour after more important people.
- Minimum height 49".
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from blinding makeup or immunological, blood, clothing, or romantic problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains imaginary characters that may be puzzling to visitors from outside the United States.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
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