Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Abu's Playhouse attraction, criminally considered to be the premier light attraction at Disneyland
August 25, 2006
Avg. queue length:
41 minutes (or 4 minutes by pretending you're broken)
Decorated by Abu herself, this house is just plain weird.
- If you are not interested in spending the rest of your life in this attraction's queue, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Instead of riding this attraction, it's recommended that you fight something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 34" (or 17" and standing on someone's shoulders).
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from hip, tongue, spinal, stomach, immunological, or social problems or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experience.
- No babies or churros allowed.
- Because this is a popular attraction, children are required to rent princess specticles.
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