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Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Frank Thomas
Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse
February 22, 2012
Avg. queue length:
Command by Abraham Lincoln herself, this house is just plain silly.
- If it's your honeymoon, annual passholders are apt to pick on you.
Policies and Alerts
- Pregnant pens may particularly want to not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fear of clowns or neck, hip, bowel, blood, familial, or knee issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- Bumping may occur.
- No texting or monkey business permitted.
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- Because this is a noisy attraction, adults are required to become themed glasses.
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