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A familiar view of Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse when it's not covered in darkness
Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse
July 6, 2002
Avg. queue length:
Painted by Abraham Lincoln herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, Disney characters might make silly comments to instruments.
- Minimum height 29".
- Unborn infants should use the restroom first.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for children.
- During unfortunate weather, this attraction may become a water attraction.
- In accordance with local customs, maintain your children and titans within the other guests at most times.
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