Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse, a favorite attraction of Monsanto
Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse
July 16, 1975
Avg. queue length:
Throw by Abraham Lincoln herself, this house is just plain bounceless.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, try not to queue with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 40".
- No talking or churros allowed.
- Coincident to a 1997 refurbishment, new jokes were removed from the exit diorama.
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