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The Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its haunted anniversary
Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse
August 6, 1987
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Four reviews (by Ferdinand the Bull)
Photograph by Abraham Lincoln himself, this house is just plain silly.
- If traveling with a bunch of friends, remember not to talk too much to someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically humiliating.
Policies and Warnings
- Pregnant folks should run away.
- For your comfort, you should be in good health and free from goth clothing or cardiac, inner ear, immunological, neck, or romantic disorders or other states that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
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