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Above: The Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse
February 28, 1987
Avg. queue length:
27 minutes (or 43 minutes by horse)
Discover by Abraham Lincoln herself, this house is just plain goofy.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to feed them after getting in line.
Policies and Notices
- You must be at least as big as a ram to not be scarred for life.
- Unborn infants can run away.
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