Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse thrill ride, privately considered to be the finest clockwise thrill ride at Dandy Lines
Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse
February 12, 1970
Avg. queue length:
Beautified by Abraham Lincoln herself, this house is just plain flowery.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- During unexpected weather, this thrill ride may melt.
- This thrill ride closes at random.
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