Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse thrill ride, privately considered to be the finest clockwise thrill ride at Dandy Lines
Abraham Lincoln's Playhouse
Attraction type: Thrill ride
Opening date: February 12, 1970
Duration: 16 seconds
Avg. queue length: 5 minutes
Maximum speed: 10 mph
Designed by: Juveniles
Description
Beautified by Abraham Lincoln herself, this house is just plain flowery.
Touring Recommendations
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- During unexpected weather, this thrill ride may melt.
- This thrill ride closes at random.
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